10:58 AM September 25, 2010
My sincerest apologies for this very late blog post. It's just that my computer is broken and I really hate typing on this other stupid computer. It feels like I'm cheating on my pretty red one. But alas, what choice do I have? I have so much to tell you.
I woke up this morning to an empty apartment. Well, except for the cat that I didn't want. I almost squished her because she decided to be loving and snuggle right up to my waist. What a jerk. It's no surprise that I have no idea where my room mates are. They don't tell me anything and eat all my food.
There is some intense construction going on in my apartment building. Complete with jack hammers and hard hats. Oh, and it's right above my bedroom. I don't know what wakes me up first, the harmonious sound of concrete and metal grinding together, or the mini earthquake that shakes me awake. It's not important though. What's important is that it starts at frickin' 7AM.
But this is the worst: We aren't allowed to leave our windows open so that dust and asbestos and construction workers don't come in and wreak havoc. But I can't live in this apartment without any air flow! Summer wanted to be cool and hipster and decided to come back once it was over!
This cat is trying to eat my toes right now.
Anyways. You know what awesome thing happened to me on the subway the other day? The doors closed on my head!... Yea. Basically, it's because people suck and don't know how to conserve space in the cars. It's pretty simple to me. Scoot on down. But then again, there are some less than simple people in this city.
Who votes we lock them away?
Kylie for Mayor!
Love, Me
Dear College, Prove To Me You're Not Useless
*4:06 PM September 6, 2010
This is going to be a GREAT semester. "Why?" you ask. Because, for the first time since I've started, I'm not being taught by a sexist or a burnt out hippie. Hooray. I actually have wonderful professors. Wonderfully sexy of course.
Now, don't jump to conclusions. I'm not going to fall in love with one of my teachers... Not again... I only have room for one in my heart *wink*.
No, no. I'm just kidding. I don't have a heart.
I think the only downside to this semester is that I have "that girl" in my history class. You know, the girl who sits front and center and participates way too much to the point where the professor even avoids her. The girl who tries to sound smart but she's just rambling big words and repeating herself (maybe she's a fan of Obama's speech skills). The girl who you want to throw spit-balls at and post "kick me" signs on. The girl who deserves a really good swirly. But, unfortunately, she has to exist for the universe to stay in balance. Not everyone can be like me.
But, like I said, I have really good professors. So this one knows she's full of it. He's quite a character himself. He's bitter, he curses, and I'm pretty sure he has some sort of addiction. In other words, he's ridiculous and I love it. Before he starts his class, he complains about something or other. "Did you know CUNY used to be free?" "They raise your tuition, but they can't get the damn escalators to work." And my favorite: "It's too hot outside, yet it's too cold in here." Might I suggest carrying a light jacket?
Thanks for the day off Labor Day.
Love, Me
This is going to be a GREAT semester. "Why?" you ask. Because, for the first time since I've started, I'm not being taught by a sexist or a burnt out hippie. Hooray. I actually have wonderful professors. Wonderfully sexy of course.
Now, don't jump to conclusions. I'm not going to fall in love with one of my teachers... Not again... I only have room for one in my heart *wink*.
No, no. I'm just kidding. I don't have a heart.
I think the only downside to this semester is that I have "that girl" in my history class. You know, the girl who sits front and center and participates way too much to the point where the professor even avoids her. The girl who tries to sound smart but she's just rambling big words and repeating herself (maybe she's a fan of Obama's speech skills). The girl who you want to throw spit-balls at and post "kick me" signs on. The girl who deserves a really good swirly. But, unfortunately, she has to exist for the universe to stay in balance. Not everyone can be like me.
But, like I said, I have really good professors. So this one knows she's full of it. He's quite a character himself. He's bitter, he curses, and I'm pretty sure he has some sort of addiction. In other words, he's ridiculous and I love it. Before he starts his class, he complains about something or other. "Did you know CUNY used to be free?" "They raise your tuition, but they can't get the damn escalators to work." And my favorite: "It's too hot outside, yet it's too cold in here." Might I suggest carrying a light jacket?
Thanks for the day off Labor Day.
Love, Me
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