Happy One Year Anniversery Of My Awesomeness!

*12:01 AM February 15th, 2011


You know why I hate people in Manhattan? Because they stroll. And when you stroll in front of me, you slow me down from getting home and taking my nap. I already have to deal with your short legs slowing me down, now you have to whistle a tune and twirl your umbrella too? You know what happens when I don't get my daily nap!? I BITCH.

Happy day after Valentine's Day. Happy Getting-Awesome-Chocolate-For-Fifty-Percent-Off Day. That's the best part honestly. Just as we're all getting ready for bikini season *wink*wink*.

I've been thinking about how I've changed since last year... And I really haven't. A year ago I was bitter, sarcastic, drunk, and lonely... Right now, I'm bitter, sarcastic, drunk, and lonely. I have a miserable job that makes me a bad person (more than I already was) and even though I now have an adorable, nerdy boyfriend, he lives in stupid Rhode Island and Valentine's Day had to be dumb and be on a school day.

But let's face it, Valentine's Day is silly. You don't need a day to tell someone you love them. That's what I'm for. I love you, world. And I always will... as long as you keep reading my blog... and keep being dumb so that I can talk about you on it.

I want to reiterate what I said last year, world. Don't be sad on this day. Have confidence. I promise a potential Valentine will take you by surprise one day.

A couple of things have changed I guess. I am now a cat owner (not by choice). I don't feel pathetic lying around my apartment being a blob because I now have a job and you don't. And I have met more insecure people than I have in my whole life this year. And all I have to say to them is GET OVER IT. YOU'RE ANNOYING ME.

Love, Me

P.S. I actually had some ribs today before I ate my Dominos meal for five, completely forgetting that ribs was my food choice last year... I can still see some of the old BBQ residue on the keys... Aww memories.