Silent Night... Holy Hell...

*7:25 PM December 25, 2010


I've never had a whole month go by in between posts. But I also have a real job and was able to get good grades this semester. So.... suck it.

You know I love reminding you all of why I'm superior. It's out of love, really... well, it would be if I had the ability to feel that emotion.

Merry Christmas! Merry People Being Selfish And Comparing Gifts!... I really hate this holiday. People really take their parents' for granted on this day. Amongst the 162 "Merry Christmas!" texts I got WHILE I WAS SLEEPING this morning, the only other messages I got were "What did you get?" Why do you care? You don't. You just want to know if your gifts were better or more expensive. I see right through you, world.

And by the way, we are not kids anymore. There is no need to be up at the crack of dawn to open presents and then text your sleeping friends. When I'm up before the crack of dawn for work, you don't see any texts from me saying "Good morning sunshine! :D". The presents will be the same whether it's 6am or 10am. Santa doesn't cram his hugeness back down the chimney to take them back to the North Pole for his elves to play with.

I bet you're all wondering why this post is particularly bitter. Well, I'll tell you. I'm at my apartment alone. On Christmas. No yummy Christmas dinner for me. (I am looking forward to my Campbell's chicken noodle soup though...). Be thankful for the company you're with, not your parents empty banks accounts. I'm the last person to ever jump on the pity parade; I only tell you this to show you the real meaning of Christmas. It's like I'm Jesus.

Oh, excuse me, I'm not alone. I have my room mates' cats here to make me feel like a crazy cat lady. Tis' the season...

Love, Me