Well This Isn't New...

*10:39 PM January 11, 2011


I love my roommates. You know why? Because neither of them have jobs, and they stay home all day growing lumberjack beards while playing video games in the living room that is attached to my room. ALSO, they start three hour long movies at 10 o'clock at night when they know I have to wake up at 5am to travel through a life size snow globe to work. Did I mention they don't have jobs?

Thank goodness I have the devil cat, who is currently in a hilarious satellite cone, to cheer me up.

Besides jobs, my roommates also don't have the awesomely horrible sickness that I have that won't go away because I can't get a decent night of sleep. Oh, and it's really great when they make you feel guilty, like you're some crazy human being who desires sleep. Guess we can't have everything, world.

You know what the cat doesn't have? A uterus.

Love, Me