If You Like Pina Coladas, Then You'll Fall In Love With Me

*11:16 Mar. 21, 2010


For those of you who know me well enough to attend one of my parties, (you can only be so lucky) you know that between the hours of 10:30 pm and 11:00 pm I tend to... to put it lightly... explode into a million pieces that are delicately put back together with a delicious Razz and Diet Coke. And unless you were too close to avoid the worst of the blow and radiation, the party was able to pick up and regain its spirits like a Katrina relief group.

One would assume that after a certain number of NATURAL disasters, I would stop testing the fates...

Wrong.

I have fed into to all your pressures and opened up the worst possible aid to my insanity. Yes world, I have opened up a bar. And I christened it this weekend with my delicious pina coladas for a dear friend's birthday. For those of you who couldn't be bothered to make it to my sister's birthday event can feel like squares. Ta ha.

Now for some reason my creative instincts are crashing into a brick wall. I cannot think of a name for my bar (possible future bar AND grill). So world, I am looking to you for suggestions. If I like the name, the person who came up with it will have the privilege of being the first person mentioned by name in my blog. I know, the reward is too good to be true.

Start brainstorming world!

Love, Me