Dear Mahopac, No One Likes You. Stop Existing.

*1:43 PM June 1, 2010


It's June, school's over, I'm 19 and back in this stupid town where the only things to do are drive, eat, and party at my house. How exciting...

On the bright side, I'm unemployed... Not so great for me, but I figured I make fun of you all so much, you guys deserve to feel superior for once... just this once.

I hope everyone had a fun Memorial Day weekend! I also hope you all were eaten alive by mosquitoes like I was. Honestly, what is the appeal of the wilderness when you know your future holds pain and uncontrollable itching? Personally, I like the city. There's too much pollution and smog for mosquitoes to fly around and bug me. Pun completely intended.

I'm going to leave it at that, world. I'm on vacation and am too exhausted to entertain. I fully plan to have an exciting summer and brag about it all up and down this blog.

Be excited, world.

Love, Me

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