Hey World, Kylie Here Coming To You Live From... Well... Nowhere

*12:03 AM June 17, 2010


So, I used to think that I didn't have to worry about bugs in the city during the summer time. They tend to hang out in greener places. This is still true. However, when you do come across a mosquito in New York City, it has been mutated from all the pollution and homeless people. So when the little bugger bit my ankle, it mutated as well. Yes world, I now have a super ankle with super powers. Not only can I round-house kick Iron Man in the face, I am also sprouting little wings. Achilles would have been so jealous. But that's why I've been late world... I've been busy fighting crime.

In other news, I had a job interview today at a gym. Yes, I know it's not a bartending job, but it's very hard to get hired with no experience. So this job is just a way to put money in my pocket... and to get a free membership *wink*.

I also took another step into adulthood today... I disabled my formspring. It was time folks. There's a time in every young person's life where they find that many of the materialistic forms of entertainment in their life are silly... Yea I wasn't believing that either. The real reason is that I am no longer cool enough to be asked offensive questions. It was very hard to face this fact. I mean, I would forget about it for weeks, then finally sign in to find that I didn't have ONE question. A girl can only take so much rejection.

At least I have you world!

Love, Me

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