Dear Taxi Drivers...

*2:56 AM August 28, 2010


... I am so terribly sorry for asking you to perform your job. I am so sorry for asking you to take me to Queens. I can't help myself but to live there. My mother owns the apartment so I don't have to pay rent. So I unfortunately have to splurge on food and transportation and TAXI DRIVER TIPS.

I decided to waste my life at school. You decided to waste your life behind a wheel. At least you get paid for being miserable!

I don't want to hear your complaining about driving to Queens. Because when I give you a tip that is over 50%, it's worth it.

I'm going to sleep now so that I can work my crappy waitress job in the morning and hopefully have time to study so I can do well being a full time student this semester.

I'm totes okay with going out and having fun once every three months.

Love, Me

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