*12:56 AM July 22nd, 2011
Sometimes I just really want to disable my Facebook because people are just SO embarrassing on it, it makes ME feel awkward... THROUGH the internet. I mean, I guess that's a pretty big deal and maybe something to be proud of-- NO. It's weird. I miss the "dislike" button because then at least you could express your feelings and be honest. Sometimes I just want to say, "u look like a troll whos wearing to much makeup (or maybe not enuff) and has parkinsons of the mouth in ur new prof pic." Because, don't forget, you're not allowed to have good grammar or waste time typing out full words on Facebook. SERIOUSLY GUYS, "to" and "too"??? I wish I allowed myself to curse like a barbarian on this blog because it's so hard to hold back.
But I bring it upon myself. I don't actually disable it. I mean a part of me is entertained by stupidity (like always), but if I worked hard and used Hooked On Phonics, then you need to too. See how I gave an example of the difference between "to" and "too." There are TWO of them... Okay now I'm just showing off my Ivy League education... Oh wait...
And another thing, I know it's summer, but when I see pictures of you in a swim suit and there's no beach/lake/boat/pool/sprinkler in the background... I've got to cleanse my computer with holy water all over again. And if you were lucky enough to receive Ivy League education like me... you'd know that water and electronics don't go hand in hand. When a creepy stalker finds you and rapes you, the defense attorney is going to pull up your Facebook as Exhibit A, and show the jury that you were asking for it. "She's a slut!" Case closed. He walks free and rapes again. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR SERIAL RAPISTS.
And I believe the pathetic, *feel bad for me*, statuses speak for themselves. Don't get me wrong, it's appropriate to complain in a status. But when there's no ounce of humor or sarcasm in it, I promise you, one to three friends delete you from their news feed. Speaking of-- "there" "their" and "they're"... don't even need to pick up a book: Dictionary.com is your new best friend seeing as you've lost all of them from your stupid statuses. Oh look at my alliteration haha... you can look that one up too.
God I'm rusty...
Love, Me
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I hate to leave negative comments, so we can call this constructive criticism. You call people out in grammar, however, you do not use it yourself.
ReplyDeleteI find it truly offensive, as I'm sure other people do too, about your statements regarding your ivy league education (which you dropped two times in this post). Having an ivy league education does NOT make you smarter than a SUNY student. If anything, it may even make you less intelligent. Womp, womp. You just spent $200,000 on your undergraduate degree. A degree which is meaningless in this day and age.
While I do agree with the annoyance of facebook status' I think it is disgusting that you can say a girl should get raped for posting a picture of herself in a bathing suit.
You may think you're being witty, but try being more sensitive and insightful.
directed to the person above.
ReplyDeletesar·casm
[sahr-kaz-uhm]
noun
1.
harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2.
a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
You don't need an ivy league education to be able to understand it.
If we're going the Grammar-Nazi route, let me point out a few flaws in [anonymous]'s comment. We can call it constructive criticism.
ReplyDeleteFirst, "you call people out in grammar" doesn't make sense.
Second, [anonymous] should have put a semi-colon after "grammar" in the aforementioned sentence.
Third, "as I'm sure other people do too" is a non-sensical statement. Terrible grammar.
Fourth, the sentence surrounding that little sub-fragment doesn't make sense either. "I find it truly offensive about your statements..."
Fifth, "...on your undergraduate degree. A degree which..." is a continued thought. Again, a semi-colon should be there.
Sixth, Facebook is a proper noun—capitalize it.
Seventh, putting an apostrophe after the word "status" does NOT make it plural. That one makes me laugh!
...and that's all within one paragraph! Talk about calling someone out and not using proper grammar yourself.