*6:50 PM August 15, 2011
World, I give you *drum role* my hate mail:
"I hate to leave negative comments, so we can call this constructive criticism. You call people out in grammar, however, you do not use it yourself.
I find it truly offensive, as I'm sure other people do too, about your statements regarding your ivy league education (which you dropped two times in this post). Having an ivy league education does NOT make you smarter than a SUNY student. If anything, it may even make you less intelligent. Womp, womp. You just spent $200,000 on your undergraduate degree. A degree which is meaningless in this day and age.
While I do agree with the annoyance of facebook status' I think it is disgusting that you can say a girl should get raped for posting a picture of herself in a bathing suit.
You may think you're being witty, but try being more sensitive and insightful."
Okay, technically it isn't "hate mail," it's just a comment someone left on my last post. BUT STILL! It's great for me.
Where do I begin?
Despite the casualness of MY blog, I actually have a personal spell checker who fixes my mistakes who was unavailable that night to check it. I also admitted to using Hooked on Phonics as a kid. A very true statement. What is not a true statement is my "ivy league education" THAT I DROPPED TWICE IN THE POST. (I (admire) the (sass) of your (parenthesis) use.) And since your eyes couldn't read the obvious sarcasm in MY blog, your EYES don't BELONG on MY blog. And if you're offended by me making fun of the fact that capable adults don't know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're," you need to get your priorities straightened out.
I'm assuming you don't know me because I actually go to a SUNY school. I'm totes with you on the wasting money thing. I'd rather spend $200,000 to buy you some friends and a personality. Womp, womp.
And why would I say a girl "should" get raped? And I didn't. I watch Law and Order: SVU almost everyday of my life. But hey, I guess you think taking pictures of your hotness and showing it off to the world of Facebook is a productive use of your time.
The bottom line is: This is MY blog (I've said that four times now, save you some time). I'm not sensitive or insightful and I don't care if I hurt your feelings. My blog is for people who are looking for a laugh, not for people who try and fail to make me look dumb with their "constructive criticism." And honestly, YOU offend ME by being an IDIOT.
I haven't had this much fun since the "Formspring Stalker."
Love, Me
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If we're going the Grammar-Nazi route, let me point out a few flaws in [anonymous]'s comment. We can call it constructive criticism.
ReplyDeleteFirst, "you call people out in grammar" doesn't make sense.
Second, [anonymous] should have put a semi-colon after "grammar" in the aforementioned sentence.
Third, "as I'm sure other people do too" is a non-sensical statement. Terrible grammar.
Fourth, the sentence surrounding that little sub-fragment doesn't make sense either. "I find it truly offensive about your statements..."
Fifth, "...on your undergraduate degree. A degree which..." is a continued thought. Again, a semi-colon should be there.
Sixth, Facebook is a proper noun—capitalize it.
Seventh, putting an apostrophe after the word "status" does NOT make it plural. That one makes me laugh!
...and that's all within one paragraph! Talk about calling someone out and not using proper grammar yourself.
Best bitch
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