FAIL! All Wrong! Honestly, What Were You Thinking?

*12:06 AM Apr. 19, 2010


Dear lord! It is rough being more intelligent than the average human being. In celebration of my computer's return to my clutches, I spent the last four hours catching up on my Ugly Betty episodes on Hulu. To my surprise and sadness, the series finale aired on the 14th, so I was not prepared for an ending (another ending...). And the worse part is that they finished the story COMPLETELY wrong. The writers decided to change the characterization of every silly person on the show. I won't get into details because I highly recommend that you all watch the show for yourselves. But let's face it, certain people are meant to be together and certain people are not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES supposed to be together. Ross and Rachel end up together because the world wants it!

Getting a little over excited... sorry. Anyways!

Another ending has taken place in my life. The bassist, Mike, of my all time favorite band, the reason for my love of music, why head banging is my religion, the cause of my severely decreased brain cell count, MONTY ARE I, has decided that it is his time to leave the band and to take a chunk of my Monty heart with him.

World, I'm not going to lie to you... I cried when I received the phone call breaking the news. I felt like the star of a movie. I had just finished playing one of their songs on my guitar and was about to go to sleep with happy thoughts of awesome music. Brrriiiing, brring. Next thing you know, my ass is behind the wheel of the first car I could get my hands on. (Yes I know what you're thinking, what idiot let me hijack their car knowing my car casualty count?)

The gist of it, world, is that I drove the journey (8 hours round trip) to see Mike's last show in the band's home state of Rhode Island. And let me tell you that Providence is like a NYC with smaller buildings and absolutely no civilization. Freakish... But anyways, of course the show was amazing and amazingly sad and I'm still trying to put pieces of my face that melted off back on. It is not the end of Monty Are I or the end of Mike. I hope he has an amazingly happy life and I'll miss him. Excuse me while I go cry some more.

World, I'm feeling faint from lack of slee-- zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Love, Me