Can You Forgive Me World?

*11:11 AM Apr. 16, 2010


World, have you been wondering why you've been feeling blue? Like there is a little cloud darkening your soul as you try to frolic in the our recent warm weather and sunshine? A hollow feeling like something or someone is missing from your heart?

Well that's me! I've been gone for almost two weeks and you've all started to forget what it feels like to be happy! My sincerest apologies world. But my computer was taken over by ANOTHER virus. Well to be clear, it was the same virus... it just came back again! Which, frankly, made me pull my hair out, sit in a corner and rock back and forth as I sang the chorus of "Blue (Da Ba De)" by Eiffel 65. It was the fourth time I've gotten this virus and I was ready to gut my computer with a steak knife to remove it... But I digress...

So much to talk about!

Due to my awesome levels of awesomeosity, I graduated from bartending school. Yes, Monday through Friday, nine hours a day of back pain. Excuse me while I brag, but I was one of three that graduated in a class of twelve. I can hear your applause all the way from Queens.

Wow... not that much to talk about.

Anyways world, I will be back for a normally scheduled blog post Sunday night with words on my trip to Rhode Island to see the amazing Monty Are I.

I promise tears, world.

Love, Me